It is here folks. The time has come to vote for the best beards (and lack thereof) in Oklahoma City! I am very glad we hosted this event, and you can bet your beard that we'll be having it again next year. We may make a few alterations, and adjust some rules, maybe build a tab on our website specifically for it, but it's for damn sure gonna happen!
So here's the deal: At the very end of this post, there will be a link to a survey on 'Survey Monkey' where you can vote for; The Best Mustache, The Fullest Beard, Beard Fail, and The People's Champ.
Please, only vote once. The survey may stay up, but the voting will be final at 5pm. I've also already had all the contestants send in their vote as well, and I can say that amongst their votes, there is a 4 way tie for one of the categories!
JOIN US! At the Wedge Deep Deuce for some pizza and beer Thursday, October 27th at 6:30pm on the patio. We'll annouce the winners and have a grand ole time. Anyone is welcome to come for the festivities. Afterward, I suggest heading over to DNA Galleries for their 3-Year Anniversary!
Now let's do this thing. Without further ado, the beards you've all been waiting for:
Trey "Tyler" Ridlen
"OK sweet, so it is finally done! Two months has been every bit as embarrassing as I thought it would be. Thank you for letting me partake in this event, it has been fun and an honor."
Your beard didn't exactly boom out of the gates, but you indeed have garnered a wealth of honor. Welcome to the vast land of facial hairdom, son.
Robert Malmstrom
Roberts pictures came from the exact same angle every week, I hope he took pics everyday and creates a montage video of his growth. Say it's so Robert, please, say it's so.
Matt Byers
Excellent way to end the competition Matt! Fluffed, not fluffed, smilin' and profilin' show them judges what you've got!
Kyle Vincent
Kyle Vincent, you've done it again. Can't wait to meet this guy.
Oh, what's that? A picture of you and your best friend? Okay, I don't see why not....
An excellent segway into our next competitors photo...
JohnPaul Widener
Ha ha ha, JP and Kyle have given us a lot of funny pictures to laugh at. Thank you guys for being great competitors!
Jim Pierce
ANOTHER EXCELLENT PICTURE. Next years contest has a lot to live up to. Peace, Love, and Jim Pierce.
JD Epperson
This whole contest has been actually been a false competition. It's actually a documentary exposing the bigotry and shallowness of beard growing competitions. In theatres soon:
Greg Gilpin
Go ahead, don't vote for him...socks and coal sound like a great Christmas.
Dru Monk
Thanks for participating, is your beard 10x longer or is it the glasses?
Clinton "Red Beard" Trench
If you've got it, flaunt it. Fluffed and not fluffed!
Chris "DEXTER" Farris
Shake what your momma gave you.
Caleb Stevenson
I award Caleb the Most Intimidating Beard Award.
Caleb and Lucian "The Fury" Lack
Another great pair of competitors! Thank you fellas for participating. Buy that kid a beer tonight on Tree & Leaf.
Bryan Mathews
"Lord, Beard me Strength."
I'm not 100%, but I'm pretty sure that verse is from the Book of Hegrews..................I'm sorry.
Brian Pelts
That's some pretty good bearding.
Brandon Shores
A little wax on top, and a little in the mustache! Lookin sharp!
Andy "Don't Sink My" Boatman
Very nice sir, very nice.
Luke Stephens
For 8 weeks, we got to see Luke's transformation from boy to man, in 10 seconds we now get to see his transformation from man to boy:
Kenneth White
Now we get to see Kenneth White's transformation from man to beast!
Kenneth is also the Photoshop artist for Weekly World News.
Tom "Le Tigre" Paradiso
This beard competition let le tigre out of it's cage.
He's a monster on the water now:
Dusty Gilpin
I'm on the roster of the survey but if you vote for me, like voting for Ross Perot, your vote won't count.
Tony "T-Storm" Boersma
Here's a vintage picture of T-storm when he had a huge beard. It was also taken with the very first digital camera ever invented.
Here's T-Storm's most recent pic with his buddy Newman:
John "Sniplash" Metcalf
Mr. Mustache says, "Let's Rumble!"
Craig Delano
A wonderful smile, and an excellent competitor. Cheers Mr. Delano!
THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS AND COMPETITORS!
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