This week I’m coming live from the Mile High city; Denver, Colorado. Some say it’s called that because it is 5280 ft. above sea level, others say it’s because “medical” marijuana is legal. I’ve been here with some friends since Sunday and so far it’s been totes awes. I’ve done some pretty memorable things since I’ve been here. A few examples would be helping out some homeless homies and eating the best breakfast burrito I’ve ever eaten, both being pretty much equal in importance.

Scavenger hunts are always fun times, no matter how old you are. Don’t lie to yourself, you know they’re fun, idiot. Today I just so happened to go on one! Though this “scavenger hunt” of sorts was more of a “hey this is a street, let’s go walk down it and if we find cool things then we’ll remember them” hunt. On the way I found a robot man statue, hugged him, and took a picture with him. Hope he didn’t mind (he didn’t, obviously).

I like when people choose the color of their car based off of the color of their house, or vice versa.

For some reason I just don’t trust this sign...

I’m not a graffiti artist, although I wish I was, so I don’t really know what exactly is quality graffiti. If there is one thing I do know though, it’s when something looks cool. There’s some pretty sweet graffiti in Denver so I snapped a quick pic.

For all of you lamers that think graffiti is a bad thing, you’re wrong. Even Jesus does graffiti.

Thank you, my thousands of TTC followers, and I’ll see you next week!

Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.